It's Val. Seriously, only my mom calls me by my full name and it's annoying. Totally hate it. Val is faster and awesomer and prettier. Gotta be careful what words you use. Your Vegas-mate should be able to help with that if you can talk to them. I've got a French princess nattering on half the time and it totally sucks. Anyway, yea, you should totally ask them. Calling people Mistress is just asking for trouble. Ms works, but really, it's pretty informal around here.
Bilbo? Only that he's short and it's the same guy that plays Watson from Sherlock over on BBC. [...] But none of that probably means anything to you cause you're not from this side of the door. Uhm honestly I don't know cause I didn't read the books because my attention span is short. Like super short. Like omg bunny! you know? [...] So what's your world like? Are you King and everything or still slumming it with the Hobbits and working with the group and all?