If it scares my hair white, I'll dye it blonde and see if blondes truly have more fun. You were my very best friend, even if I wanted to string you up by your toes at times, just to see your face go grape.
I am neither flamboyant enough to be a flamingo, nor cheery enough to be a duck. I'm a rather round little unimpressive fruit, one that happens to roll about and knock everything from its proper place.
If I encounter someone who fits the bill, I shan't lie to them. You've my word.