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maggie o'hara defends the universe. (chavtastically) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-10-26 00:16:00

Entry tags:

garrus vakarian, multiple man, rose tyler, theon greyjoy

public, winnie o.
[public]

'lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty' like what do you even mean kanye west i don't get your lyrical genius.

[call to winnie o.]
[Mid-afternoon.] Ring, ring!

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	Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 04:22 am UTC (link)
	[Super serious.] Well, well, well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh, Ms. Big Cop Lady. [In a stage whisper.] Beat up any criminals yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 04:36 am UTC (link)
	All kinds. In fact, I think one of them was your ex boyfriend. The one with a weird obsession with baseball? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Who? [A thoughtful pause until an airy:] Oh, him! What'd he get arrested for? Prostitution? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Being stupid. It's a crime now, you know. Tell all your exs I'm coming for 'em. [Smile and then blustering sigh.] Truman had a heart attack. And, I think I'm going crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 04:52 am UTC (link)
	That's a looooong list, Win. You'll have to trek cross-country. [A pause.] Oh yeaaah, Mom told me. About Truman, not the crazy bit. You've always been crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, then mom probably told you he's fine. But, I'm gunna get reassigned if they ever pull me out of this bar. [Yes, she was totally sitting in her self-pity spot at her favorite place.] No, I mean like super crazy. Like I keep tripping myself out crazy. And, then someone left this journal thing for me and- [Frustrated noise.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:07 am UTC (link)
	She might've, but I was already bored by that point, so I zoned out. And like, that's good, I guess. Maybe you'll get someone hot. [...] Um, wait, wait, wait. A journal? I got this like, random ass phone in the mail when I moved into my new place. With a key. It wasn't a welcoming gift? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 05:13 am UTC (link)
	You really think dad would let the chief team me up with some young hot guy? He'd rather die. Seriously. [...] Yeah, exactly. Mine was like a key card and this electronic journal thing. I read over it and the whole thing seems nuts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Uh, seriously nuts, like what the hell. Did you get a name, too? Passages? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Yup. [Frown, drink, frown. Then, whispering.] And, do you hear some kind of voice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
	[A spluttering, awkward laugh.] Nooo, but I get these weird emotions that aren't mine? So maybe we're like, bipolar or schitzo or whatever the doctors like to diagnose people who aren't normal by their standards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh great! [A dry laugh.] Hey I'm still kinda sorta sometimes sleeping with that shrink I told you about. Maybe he could hook us up with some good brain doctors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Ew, you haven't gotten bored yet? Like, I don't get that at all. How do you not get sick of the same dick all the time. You're lame. But maybe he can hook us up with some good drugs instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm not lame! We aren't even dating anymore! I just I don't know okay shut up. You're lame. [Huffy, but still smiling.] You don't need anymore drugs. Your brain is basically a fried egg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 06:11 am UTC (link)
	You're lame as shit. And if my brain was actually a fried egg, that would be delicious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty much the coolest person you know. [Pause.] I'm hungry now. Where are you staying? I'm crashing at your place tonight. I'll make you food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 06:18 am UTC (link)
	The Willows. I got myself a badass studio allll to myself. You can come only if you make fajitas. I want fajitas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 06:26 am UTC (link)
	[Sing-songy] Guess who's your neighbor? Mom's gunna be thrilled she can visit the both of us in one trip. [The sound of her shuffling to her feet and throwing money on the counter.] Fajitas? That I can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag chavtastically 2012-10-26 06:28 am UTC (link)
	[Huffy-huff.] Oh motherfuck, please don't let Dad break into my house without me being there. I need to stash my stuff. [An audible grin.] Good. I'll break out my paper mache sombreros and cheap tequila. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Win/Mag thecalibrations 2012-10-26 06:42 am UTC (link)
	What's that? Tell dad your collection of bongs needs dusting? Ahh you're breaking on me [Fake hiss crackle crackle and then she hangs up.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	caelrox 2012-10-26 04:25 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing genius about that shit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-26 04:30 am UTC (link)
	um but kanye is the genius voice of a generation ok. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-26 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I don't know Kanye from Lil Wayne or anyone else. Gimme some classic rock and my guitar any day and I'm happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:00 am UTC (link)
	i like that toooo janis joplin is my jam (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-26 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Now Janis is the shit. She was genius. I don't sing it well, but I can play a little Me and Bobby McGee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
	ooooh im impressed id love to hear it sometime janis speaks to my soul and makes my work so good when i have her blasting (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-26 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Name the time. My catalog of classics is epic. It's a damn good way to pay the rent. Are you new here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
	any night my yoga classes only last till 5 grew up here regretably im too good for vegas but i had to move back here for a while (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-28 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Sweet! [number] Text me. This place kicks ass. My band booked a few gigs here so we stayed. It's the only place I can make a decent living playing guitar on a street corner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-29 08:20 am UTC (link)
	you can alwaaaays making money playing guitar on the street youknow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-29 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	Here, yeah, even at 3am which is really cool. Can't do that in every state tho. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	in new york you can and i think in la too. mostly in flashy cities with people with too much money and too little brains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caelrox 2012-10-30 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	I lived in Chicago for a bit. I could do it there, but then we moved to Oklahoma. I don't play for cows, even if they really don't criticize when I hit the wrong chord. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pesadilla 2012-10-26 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	You just need to brush up on your colloquialisms! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 05:15 am UTC (link)
	whats colloquilasmsslkdfj? that word looks ridiculous (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-27 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Well, when you add on a bunch of letters any word looks ridiculouskajdjald. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 05:43 am UTC (link)
	it still looked ridiculous before tho, thats why i couldnt have been an english major (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-27 06:11 am UTC (link)
	All I'm trying to say is, "thirsty" means someone basically wants someone else/wants their attentionasdhjkahfakwu2sas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 06:17 am UTC (link)
	they need a dictionary for all this. too much effort. kanyeisms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-27 06:18 am UTC (link)
	http://kanyeisms.tumblr.com/ There you go! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 06:24 am UTC (link)
	[...] this is the greatest thing ever. kanye was right when he said he's the voice of a generation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-27 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I offer you this as well: http://www.etsy.com/listing/83599070/your-favorite-kanye-west-tweet-hand (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-27 06:29 am UTC (link)
	they stole my idea!!!! ive been illustrating kanye tweets and lyrcs for months now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-27 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's time to sue their asses. Maybe their hands, too, since I think you need hands to cross-stitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chavtastically 2012-10-29 08:21 am UTC (link)
	im suing off their entire bodies and tattooing the worst tweets on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2012-10-29 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	That'll show 'em! (Reply to this) (Parent)