Blake Thorne can't be undone by (beausang) wrote in doors,
Fuck Ru Paul. Maybe some of his fabulous would rub off on me. I don't know if scientists have tested whether fabulous can be transmitted through bodily fluids, but they ought to fucking get on that.
Marry Robert Downey Jr. Are you kidding? No fucking question. Then I could fuck him as many times as I wanted.
Kill Lady Gaga. Sorry Mother Monster, I just can't imagine listening to Bad Romance for the rest of my life. Or getting my dick near that sarlacc pit between her legs.