Re: Andrew P/Aubrey R
When I jumped in on your 'situation', it was to talk to someone who actually wanted to talk to me. Unlike you, I'm not some sad little lovesick pup chasing after someone who has absolutely no romantic feelings for me. Not to mention your creepy little conviction that sleeping together made you two some sort of a couple, as opposed to reality - in which you were just a convenient, uninspired fuck.
The invitation's wide open. Show your face, and I'll happily rearrange it for you. You'll probably end up better-looking.