Ew. If the bar is wet, you might want to leave. Either your on the Titanic (and we all know how that ends) or someone's pissed on it. Either way, not a good thing.
I'm not sure what you mean by that last bit there, but I'll ignore it, minus this moment of pointing it out. Seeing as we're not children, ignoring it seems silly. What we do is act like adults and buy disco wigs.