[A real glare, aimed at Kitane although he hurriedly speaks up, to Theo.]
I sent her to a friend of mine who owns a nice boutique, on my dime. Because I am an amazingly generous friend. She wandered off and found the sex shop on her own, Theo.
[A pause, as he remembers the conversation and has to stifle a snicker.]
She found a strap-on and was going to use it to fix drywall or something, I don't even know. So I just explained what it's for.