Really? I fuck guys and I think you sound like a romantic pussy, but stand by your sensibilities, that's cool.
Bird, huh? You British? Because that ups your capital about 90%. Chicks will have sex with anything with an accent, believe me, I've seen it happen with my own eyes. If you look at least passable, this'll be a piece of cake.
You're not going to the pub, because that would be admitting defeat from the start. Go out with me. I'll take you to a club that is chock full of single, desperate girls, and if you can't fuck a hole into your writer's block at that point then you've only got yourself to blame.