Aubrey Rois & Briar Rose (pricked) wrote in doors,
Re: [Phone Call: Dair/Aubrey]
Oh, god. You didn't just say that. Do you have any idea how much self-restraint is required to keep from making jokes about knocking on wood? [Feigning an exasperated sigh as he slips into his office, and then laughing.] I wouldn't dream of inconveniencing you by interrupting the marathon sex with something so trivial as dinner that can't be ordered via room service. We'll make use of the curtained tables by the lagoon on a night when my hotel wouldn't be losing several hundred dollars from patrons who are actually required to pay in order to indulge their debauched fantasies, deal?