Some of your friends are assholes. Shane A., he's a real piece of work. Not only is he insulting and demeaning, he refuses to listen, and he makes shit up and makes people feel bad when they're just trying to help. He's a liar and a bully, and he's an all round unpleasant human being. No one deserves to be talked to how he talks to people. Real winner there.
Just to set the record straight, since I expect him to run his mouth all over town. I never tried to set you up on a date. I said it a hundred times over, but that nasty sonofabitch wouldn't let it go. He ripped me apart for using your first name, when you post on here as Ella D all the time without hiding your name at all, and I didn't even use your last initial. I wasn't sending anyone to your door or doing anything remotely creepy. I even told Joey A. that, and he can vouch, if he cares to.
Don't bother answering. I already got torn to shit over this, and I don't plan to come back and see what anyone's saying here.
I hope you enjoy that dress. I just wanted you to have a nice present. I thought that was the whole point.