Thor
[The trunk is filled with everything from almanacs to old encyclopedias. There are rolls of maps, all detailed and current, for all the countries on "Midgard," both through the door and in Las Vegas. There's a child's talking globe, and there are multiple reports on current military status around the world, a few of which are very classified.
On top of everything else, there is one box wrapped in red. There's a book inside, with writing on the title page.]
The book's going to help you understand humans much better than all the maps and records in the world, big guy. However enlightened we pretend to be, we still love our smut.