Re: max m/touch
Well, let's see. I managed to scare off a decent guy after sex. Again. I'm having a really good run with that. My track record's perfect. I'm three-for-three when it comes to guys I give a shit about not being interested once they actually have to talk to me after seeing me naked. My sister's palling around with a convicted felon, and my brother hates me because we share DNA. And I'm dead, which I shouldn't be telling you, but I'm drunk. So maybe just stick to the smooth, dickless dick, cupid.