Re: steph/eddie
[When she gets home, he's at the store getting groceries and dropping off Nico at Frank's. When she opens her bedroom door, a light shines on her wall and there's a projection of a...powerpoint presentation. The first slide is picture of sweat pants with a big red X through it. Eddie's voice inexplicably sounds from the question mark on the other wall.]
Hello and welcome to Eddie's pre-dinner powerpoint presentation. Please. Get comfortable. Take off your clothes. Roll around on the bed a little. I don't mind, I'm just a recorded voice and you forced me to remove all the cameras from this bedroom months ago or at least ones that you know about. Ah-HEM. First order of business. You may wear whatever you like, except these raggy sweat pants. [The slide changes to show very short lounging around shorts with a green checkmark right next to it.] These are acceptable. Bonus points for t-shirt and no pants. However, if you want to get fancy, I assume you know my favorite dresses. [Just in case, a few flash on the wall its hard to tell which ones he's referring to.]
[This gif followed by a bullet point. The title says "Do I want to think about Kara and Cass teaching each other sex ed?" and each bullet point says NO. The slide changes to a pie chart.]
It's important to note that Crane is in that 10%.
[The next couple slides are loving fan art that he found and forced Atwood to send.]
See? I don't get anything like that. I get fan art of me making out with Crane. And, yes I have a list of things I like about you, here it is:
[There's a scrolling list of things he likes about her, but it goes too fast for her to see anything. Then the slide turns off and his "powerpoint presentation" voice goes away in favor for regular Eddie.] Yeah, baby. I'll let you know. I promise. I love you, okay? And, go easy on me tonight if we play board games. You know how I get when I lose. [End.]