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Croc can be a sweetie if you remember these simple tips and tricks: don't smell like rotting meat, don't forget to pay him and make sure to remind him that you don't have a lot of flesh on your bones in the first place.
Well, self-control has never been one of my strong suits. [Blinking pause.] I love thinking about you without much on besides that necklace. It's just too goddamned sexy. I'll never forget once you were coming over after patrol and you rolled that batsuit off your body until the only thing left were your panties, bra and that necklace. I had to pretend I wasn't staring, but I'm sure you knew.