It matters. I can understand a two year old's sign language but that doesn't mean that two year old shouldn't long for the complexities of subject-verb-noun type sentences. Your panties are in a knot if you're looking for them post-party, FYI.
I maintain calling me out for asshole-ry is unnecessary. I practically wear a fucking sign. I'm huffy for grammar, Shakespeare is my king, &c~ and hypocrisy.