[It takes her a long time to try to sort through the comment. She has to google some of it. She still doesn't quite get all of it, which frustrates the hell out of her.]
Even I know that grammar rules get fucked all the time, and it doesn't actually matter as long as you know what the other person is saying. I don't care about your hard-on for [pause as she checks the term again.] prescribed comparatives.
And you say you're fine with being an asshole, but then you get fucking huffy when someone calls you on it. Make up your goddamn mind.