I thought you guys would find this funny. My best friend's ex-girlfriend is a petty little brat. So she started to ask for her things back, and eventually it got down to petty things. Can I have the tea back, the toy I made for your cat, etc. She reached a new low, though.
She asked him for the sticky tack she gave him back. He said, "I don't have any of your sticky tack, unless you mean the stuff on the wall to hang up my posters."
And she responded with "Yes, I mean the tack on the walls."