District Marvel

Who: Clint and Steve
What: Texts
When: Immediately upon leaving Natasha's
Warnings: Discussion of prostitution, probably.

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Who: Clint and Scott
What: Catching up
Where: Clint's place
When: Right after these butt-and-peach-related texts
Warnings: Loopy Clint. Likely discussion of Sad Gamemaking Things with Cassie

( Clint was emphatically not drunk. It was very important to him to be clear about that. )

Who: Clint and Natasha
What: Texts
When: About a week after the opening
Warnings: Sexually-charged emoji use (Clint is VERY MATURE you guys)

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Who: Clint and Tony
What: Very similar texts
When: Same time

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Who: Clint and Scott
What: SAME STUFF (he's v. excited)
When: Same time

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Who: Clint and Wanda
What: And again
When: Same time

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Who: Clint and Steve
What: Texts
When: The day they all get back after the Opening

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Who: Cassie and Clint
What: texts from Scott's phone
When: The afternoon after the opening, post-arena tour.

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Who: Clint and Tony
What: Texts
When: During the Arena opening

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Who: Clint and Wanda
What: Texts
When: Same time

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Who: Clint and Scott
What: Another fish delivery (that I forgot before SORRY)
When: Backdated to the morning after this (same day as Natasha's)

( Outside his door, at a safe distance )

Who: All past and present Victors are REQUIRED to attend. Escorts, stylists, mentors, and other Capitol folks are highly encouraged to be present.
What: The Grand Opening of the 74th Arena
Where: The Maximoff Hotel, just outside the beautiful and deadly jungle where Wanda Maximoff clawed her way to victory.
Warning: Semi-graphic description of a tribute's death. (Optional) Aphrodisiacs. Drugs, sort of.

( WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE )

Who: Steve and Clint
What: A phone call - just to check in
Where: Capitol
When: A day or so after meeting with Peggy and Bucky and Scott (Steve has been v busy)

( Steve hadn't had any word from Clint, not so much as a text. )

Who: Clint and Wanda
What: A fish heist!
When: A couple of days after the hubbub in 8. And his drunken planning Scott and Wanda and his sober but still pretty ill-advised planning with Scott
Where: Geyser, 6:00 am
Warnings: Uh. Stealing?

( Admittedly, this was probably not the greatest idea. )

Who: Scott and Clint
What: texts
When: the morning afternoon after these magnificent texts

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Who: Scott, Clint, and Natasha
What: Cassie's birthday party
Where: Victor's Village, District 12
When: Nine years ago

( there was something about the way Cassie had meticulously destroyed the cake-for-one that had made him want to do it again the next year, with more cake and more people. )

( delivered to clint's place in the capitol )

Who: Clint and Wanda
What: slightly moderately very drunk texts
When: Post-demonstration, late, late at night while he's at Tony's

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Who: Clint and Scott
What: More super drunk texts
When: Same time

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Who: Tony Stark and Clint Barton.
What: What do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do?
Where: Tony's penthouse.
When: After the news about the demonstration starts leaking; after this.

( and Tony was on the balcony off the living room seeing how far he could chuck kumquats. )

Who: Natasha and Wanda
What: Texts
When: Get your shit together, District 8, everyone's talking about you behind your back.

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Who: Natasha and Clint
What: Texts
When: Same shit, same day.

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who: Jarvis & Clint
what: texts
when: post-demonstration (hopefully forestalling an unnecessary and ill-conceived night out)

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Who: Clint and Tony
What: Texts
When: After the demonstration

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Who: Clint and Natasha
Where: Nat and Wanda's place
When: The night after this
What: A frank, honest, totally rational conversation Clint is an asshole
Warnings: Drunkenness and cursing, for a start, more to come if necessary

( He wasn't the most mannerly person )

Who: Clint and Bucky
What: Clint is just texting everyone tonight
When: Right after this, simultaneous to this and this

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