DISORDER NPCS (disordernpcs) wrote in disorderic, @ 2017-09-15 11:19:00 |
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Entry tags: | !! ic/ooc |
WHO: DMLE
WHAT: An ominous staff meeting
WHEN: 15 September, 10AM sharp
WHERE: Training Room 2
STATUS: IC/OOC Log
Hitwizards and former Aurors received an interdepartmental memo instructing them when and where the meeting would be taking place. DMLE Head Yaxley will be present to begin the meeting begins on time. He'll glare at anyone who's late.
"Firstly," Yaxley tells them. "We'll acknowledge the elephant in the room. The Auror Office no longer exists. There is no longer any such thing as Aurors." He slants a smug look at any former Aurors present. "However, to those of you no longer employed by the Ministry — and technically trespassing here — you have three options: join the Hitwizard Office, find a new job, or accept the Ministry's generous offer of a position in the Department of Magical Maintenance."
"If you picked the first option, well done. Stay seated. If you picked either of the other two, fuck off."
He lets his words hang in the air. Folds his arms across his chest. After a moment of silence, the door creaks open. A former Auror trainee pokes his head in the room. Yaxley's gaze snaps toward him.
"Kettleburn, you're fired," he snapped. "Fuck off."
And without waiting to see the bewildered trainee disappear behind the door, Yaxley turned to address the meeting again.
"As for the rest of you," he said, drawing himself to his full height. "Welcome to the new Hitwizard Office. Your main objectives are now to help maintain order among the Wandless and to pursue cases involving fugitives and vigilantes. For the sake of public safety and your duty to ensure it, these are the department's top priorities."
"Any questions?"