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Suzuki Suzume (hellsyeah) wrote in disappear_rpg,
@ 2009-12-24 06:48:00

Entry tags:

kanaye, suzume

Who: Suzume, Kanaye
What: CHEER UP, EMO CAPTAIN
Where: The dorms
When: While Toru is out at a convenient time to escape peppers.
Why: Trainwreck syndrome

Peppers! And love! And more peppers! All of these things and more (more peppers!) went into Suzume's lunches. Summer was a great time for cooking! And practice! And BBR! And now she was trying her hand at boxing classes, too! Summer homework was, of course, being left into the last few days.

But for now cooking! She had dashed around the dorms handing out bowls of pasta salad with lots of peppers, met with various amounts of gratitude and annoyance and who is this girl who is running in the hallways and feeding me? or ugh, not her again.

And so she came to the door of her newest project. She'd left him be for a while because it seemed he was working on something important but today she had made a special meal and he was going to eat it!

She knocked loudly on the door, grinning like a cheshire cat. "Ishinomori-kun!~ Dinnertime!~"

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	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Peppers! Being eaten! It always made Suzume happy when that happenned. "I knew it!" Germs! Her mortal enemy! The other one, at least, after gravity! "It's fine! I'll beat up any germs that try to infect me! We gotta get you healthy again so you don't miss any more practice!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye facepalmed. He did not have the patience for this... "I'm touched by your concern, Suzume-san," he said, sounding anything but, "but I think it would be better if I was alone. So I don't infect anybody. They could be super germs that you can't beat, or they could be something completely different then germs at all." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 07:29 am UTC (link)
	"It's fine! Idiots don't get sick anyway!" She said, grinning and completely missing the point. "Besides! If you infect Ishinomori-kun he can't get any excersize in! So what did you catch?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 07:35 am UTC (link)
	"Well, that certainly rules YOU out. It would explain a lot, really." Kanaye was feeling bitter. "Yeah yeah yeah..." He sighed. He doubted 'heartbreak' would be a good answer. It's cheesy as all hell, really. "Well, it would probably help if you stopped shouting. I'm kind of hungover right now..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 07:41 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, yeah! I know right? I'm, like, dumb enough to be invincible!" She knocked her knuckles against her head for effect. Suzume was difficult to insult. "I'm not really shouting. So you just drank a lot? You just need to drink a super lot of water! Hangovers are because of dehydration, dont'cha know?" She grinned and nodded, hands on hips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

zealousemperor
2009-12-24 07:47 am UTC (link)

"No, you're dumb enough to die stupidly for someone that doesn't even care about you." Kanaye's voice was starting to get emotion now. In this case, it was pure, unadulterated rage. "You just think you're invincible."

"I didn't JUST drink a lot." Kanaye sighed. "Fine, if I need water, get me some water. I'm not moving." As if to illustrate the point, he threw himself onto the bed. He was disappointed that he missed. He's always wanted to fly...

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hellsyeah
2009-12-24 07:55 am UTC (link)

Suzume blinked. That was a weird thing to say out of nowhere. "That's a dumb thing to say. The only people I'd die for are, like, my family. And they'd all care. So there!" She considered blowing a raspberry but that was too childish even for her. She did, however, pull a face.

"So you drank while you were sick? You shouldn do that, you know-" She was cut off by Kanaye jumping onto...the ground. Um. If she were anyone else she might have been rendered speechless.

"Hey what? Are you okay? Is it gravity again?"

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	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 08:01 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye twitched. "Lucky. Lucky. You." He growled. "You imply I do anything I should do or don't do things I shouldn't do. It's kind of my main feature, ignoring people. I'm quite good at it, though not as good as I hoped." "No, I'm not ok. No, it is not gravity." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellsyeah
2009-12-24 08:11 am UTC (link)

"I know, right? Nanakamado's a great place to be! You can't spell it without 'nakama', you know!" Whatever Suzume's non-present-due-to-her-being-an-npc persona was? It had repel sarcasm as a skill.

"Ignoring people's kinda rude. You really shouldn't- oh. Right. But you won't get better if you're just loading your body up full of toxins."

"Oh. Lame. If it was gravity I could beat it up for you but- Should I call a doctor or anything?"

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	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye just looked at Suzume weirdly. "Suzume-san, I have a question. Did you ever get dropped on your head as a kid? Cause that would explain so much..." "Yeah but they're fun toxins. So it all works out." "No. I'll go see Hamasaki-sensei soon. I doubt it'll help but it might. You never know." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 08:19 am UTC (link)
	"Huh? Why would I remember something like that. Don't ask stupid questions." "Fun toxins are still toxins! you need to try hader to get better!" She thought. It looked like a lot of effort was being put into it. "Hamasaki-sensei wouldn't really know much about falling down, though." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 08:21 am UTC (link)
	"You're one to talk." "No thanks. I'm fine with being sick." It might make someone actually care. "No, but he would know about the sickness that I have." Did she not get it? He knew Suzume was stupid but he didn't think she was this stupid... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellsyeah
2009-12-24 09:02 am UTC (link)

Suzume was used to insults. They happenned when you had so many little brothers and sisters, all of them in their teens. They generally happenned when you refused to stop trying despite not being all that smart. They certainly happenned when you were the only one on the girls' team who was serious and so you somehow were assumed to have lost something of your femininity as a result.

So she didn't care.

"You shouldn't be fine with it. Being sick's bad."

She sat on the floor near Kanaye. "What is it? I'll help."

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	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 09:29 am UTC (link)
	"Depends on the kind of sickness. Sickness of the mind makes everthing much more interesting!" He nodded happily. "You can't help. Thanks for the offer, but you just can't. You wouldn't know what to do..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 10:02 am UTC (link)
	"Not really. It doesn't sound fun at all..." "Let me try, at least!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

zealousemperor
2009-12-24 10:05 am UTC (link)

"Well, fun and interesting are kind of different words, yaknow? I mean, it's hard to have boring fun, but things can be interesting without being fun. Like getting shot at! It's very interesting but I doubt it's much fun." Kanaye shrugged.

"Fine then. I completely messed up with my girlfriend and now she hates me. What's more, I can't even make it up to her because I have no idea what to do about it and everyone I know just wants me to just leave her some space, but I can't do that because..." she tried to kill herself. Kanaye growled. "I just can't, ok?"

"I..." A sob. "Just..." Another sob. "Can't..." He started crying.

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	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 10:17 am UTC (link)
	So her captain was an emotional wreck. Not entirely unprecedented but entirely unpleasant. "Oh." Was all Suzume could manage at first. All her cute little brothers and sisters sure had complicated lives. "That sounds bad." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye tried to glare at Suzume. "Yes! It is bad! I told you there wasn't anything you could do..." Kanaye continued his pity party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 10:25 am UTC (link)
	After some thought, Suzume decided that nakama (and team members at that) didn't let people be sad. She wasn't moving even if she was no help at all. "But what would Hamasaki-sensei be able to do? And can it even wait until after summer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 10:27 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye growled. "I don't know! Maybe give me some advice for something and..." He sighed. "I don't know but it seems like a good idea..." He twitched. "No. No it can not wait..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 10:30 am UTC (link)
	"But if it can't wait until after summer how do you ask Hamasaki-sensei about it?" Suzume thought. "Did you try asking anyone else? They might not know as much as Hamasaki-sensei but at least you could talk to them sooner." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 10:33 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye briefly paused. "...You know. You have a point there." Then he went back to the crying. "I don't want people to know I messed up so badly, and I don't know who I could ask..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-24 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	"It's not like most people could think any less of you." Suzume said, openning her mouth and inserting her foot. "I don't really know who to ask either." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	"That makes me feel better! "Don't worry, captain!" Kanaye imitated Suzume's voice. "They can't hate you more then they already do!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 04:51 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, like, exactly! It's not going to get any worse!" Suzume apparently hadn't realized the problem with her reasoning. "So we go find someone who'd know what to do and explain everything to them!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye decided to ignore Suzume, lest he attempt to kill someone else. "Who WOULD know what to do, then? You can't know many people..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 05:57 am UTC (link)
	"I know everyone!" Suzume said with a great thumbs-up. "I'll have you know I have exactly 746 baby brothers and sisters! One of them has to know what to do!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye was briefly brought out of his funk. "...You know exactly how many students go to this school." Kanaye paused. "That's kind of pathetic. Why would most of them help me? I can't exactly pay them..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 06:12 am UTC (link)
	"It's actually 747. But nee-san's not a little sister." Suzume said proudly. She saw nothing pathetic about the size of her family. "They'll help you because we're all in this together, of course!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 06:15 am UTC (link)
	"Nee-san?" Kanaye actually was kind of curious. "Who's that?" "...Suzume-san, no, no they will not. I don't want to burden people with my problems..." He sighed. "I guess I'll just ask Kozue-san or something..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 06:19 am UTC (link)
	"Kaji-chan! My roommate! She's super cool!" Suzume said, nodding furiously. "I don't see why not! We all gotta stick together, especially now there's bad stuff happenning! We're a team! Like, not just the team because that's obvious but the whole school! But Kondo-chan might know, yeah!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye blinked. "Oh, the crazy chick." Kanaye realized this didn't narrow it down but whatever. "We have yakuza and people who hate my guts in this skull. Of course they wouldn't help me. I'll just ask Kozue-san." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 06:29 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, her!" "I'm sure they would if you ask nicely! But I think Kondo-chan is a good idea!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 06:35 am UTC (link)
	"Well now that that's settled, could you leave me alone and stop shouting?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-12-25 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Suzume gave this some thought and stood up. "Fine. But if you keep skipping practice I'm gonna chack in again. And I'll bring an air horn." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-12-25 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye growled. "You do that and..." He couldn't finish the sentence. He just sighed. "Fine..." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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