Disappear!

[ Letters have been delivered to all Nanakamado students, digital and hard copies ]

We regret to inform you that due to concerns about safety, Nanakamado Escalator School will be temporarily closed, with all classes suspended. At present, it is not known how long the school will remain closed. Should the closure endure more than a week, students in the dorms will be expected to find room and board elsewhere.

The police are currently investigating the recent developments, and I have been told they have several suspects. It is my hope that this issue will finally be resolved swiftly and safely, so that everyone at Nanakamado can resume their important duties. Your patience and cooperation in this time of hardship is appreciated.

Thank you.

[ The principal's signature follows, and a second sheet contains contact information and forms for parents to fill out if they are collecting their children. Anyone who ventures to the place where said form is turned in will already find the inbox overflowing. ]