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TANAKA GOT A SECOND JOB AS A NEWSGUY
For those watching television, it was a typical day.
Well-known idol Faru was prancing about the screen in a bikini, advertising lord knew what product. Who really cared, though, considering how she looked in it?
The commercial, though, was swiftly cut off by a catchy news jingle, and the words "SPECIAL REPORT" emblazoned across the screen in an energetic font.
"This just coming in from the northern town of Iburi," one of the two reporters said, face grave. "A local delinquent has been taken in custody as a result of an attack on a student at the prestigious Nanakamado Escalator School. We have reporters live on the scene with the latest update."
The scene shifts to the visage of Nanakamado, looking rather sad and unused considering it is both summer AND nighttime. The news reporter looks through the camera at the viewer, speaking just a bit faster than she probably should.
"Local authorities today arrested a young man today well known for causing trouble in the area. Due to his age, his name will not be revealed to the public. The Iburi Police Department, however, has told us that he was placed under arrest for the assault and attempted robbery of a student at Nankamado."
Once more, the scene changes. This time, it is to a kindly old grandmother looking figure. Her name flashes across the screen on the bottom, as does the word "witness."
"I saw the boy chasing after this tall, thin boy," she says, still seemingly a bit shaking up by the incident. "The first boy had a knife, and he was waving it threateningly at the thin boy. It looked like he'd just come back from the grocery store. His arms were full of packages."
The reporter appears once again. "Thanks to the witness' timely call to the police, the culprit was arrested. Police found the bags she mentioned strewn throughout a dead end street two blocks from where the culprit was first sighted. The suspect is in questioning as we speak. When we get further information on the crime, as well as its victim, we will report it. Until then, we return you to your regularly scheduled programming."
Well-known idol Faru was prancing about the screen in a bikini, advertising lord knew what product. Who really cared, though, considering how she looked in it?
The commercial, though, was swiftly cut off by a catchy news jingle, and the words "SPECIAL REPORT" emblazoned across the screen in an energetic font.
"This just coming in from the northern town of Iburi," one of the two reporters said, face grave. "A local delinquent has been taken in custody as a result of an attack on a student at the prestigious Nanakamado Escalator School. We have reporters live on the scene with the latest update."
The scene shifts to the visage of Nanakamado, looking rather sad and unused considering it is both summer AND nighttime. The news reporter looks through the camera at the viewer, speaking just a bit faster than she probably should.
"Local authorities today arrested a young man today well known for causing trouble in the area. Due to his age, his name will not be revealed to the public. The Iburi Police Department, however, has told us that he was placed under arrest for the assault and attempted robbery of a student at Nankamado."
Once more, the scene changes. This time, it is to a kindly old grandmother looking figure. Her name flashes across the screen on the bottom, as does the word "witness."
"I saw the boy chasing after this tall, thin boy," she says, still seemingly a bit shaking up by the incident. "The first boy had a knife, and he was waving it threateningly at the thin boy. It looked like he'd just come back from the grocery store. His arms were full of packages."
The reporter appears once again. "Thanks to the witness' timely call to the police, the culprit was arrested. Police found the bags she mentioned strewn throughout a dead end street two blocks from where the culprit was first sighted. The suspect is in questioning as we speak. When we get further information on the crime, as well as its victim, we will report it. Until then, we return you to your regularly scheduled programming."