hi guys, meet neil kikumoto: equal parts duane “dog the bounty hunter” chapman and feral raccoon rifling through your trash. intrigued? see here for details. for those of you who aren’t inclined to click, neil here is a 23 year old student at mit currently overcompensating for a lack of direction in his life and a fear of being ordinary (of course, it’s parental trauma) by doing the absolute most to avoid being so — he’s a little bit all over the place, to put it kindly. he’s studying aerospace engineering which he’ll gladly talk your ear off about if you give him the space to do so, hosts student programming on 88.1 that’s loveline-adjacent and frankly, probably a little inappropriate for a school environment but somehow, he makes do, and could generously be described as between jobs but again, he’s making do. thriving, however? a stretch. aside from childhood friends and secret reba enthusiasts with battleroyale2, he’s a clean slate in terms of lines and connections so anything you can offer him would be welcomed, especially roommates who can either openly or secretly side eye him at getting up early on supreme drop days and co-opting the wifi (because he’s running a fucking business, okay?), friends from mit, people who have either encouraged or admonished his inability to commit to a real vocation, maybe an ex girlfriend or two and of course, people who absolutely can't stand him. i'll take one of everything, please!