eliza faunberry
Eliza Faun, reporting for duty. Actually, scratch that, that sounds like I'm enlisting with the military or some shit like that. How about, HOW YOU DOING DENVEEEER? I've always kind of wanted to shout that at people. Maybe I'll start shouting it at people out of my car window tomorrow morning just for kicks, who knows. Anyway, it's getting pretty fucking late and I seem to have developed some of the worst insomnia in the entire state of Colorado, lately. So, let's play a little game, huh? I'll live up to my youth and say a little bit of Two Truths and a Lie. For all you relics out there, who didn't start playing this at Girl Scout Camp, the rules of the game are pretty self explanatory. You tell me two truths about yourself and one lie and I have to try and guess which is the lie. It's supposed to... build teamwork or some shit like that, but it's more about spotting the bad liars in the group. So -- here we go!
(1) When I was little, I renamed all of my Barbie dolls "Mary Jane" because I'd heard my dad freaking out about "the kids these days with their Mary Jane" and thought it was kind of an awesome name for a Barbie Doll. (2) I can't stand working out, it seems like way too much work. (3) I met my current boyfriend at a NA meeting, even though I've never once done any drug except alcohol and caffeine.
Alright, which one's the lie, folks? It's your turn, now.