'Ha ha, Kintama, you magnificent bastard, you're not interrupting at all. Get up here!'
He reached out an arm, helped heft the Grecian sun god up onto his cruise liner, and gave him a friendly whack on the back as he found his feet. Helios and Uzume, and even Amaterasu, all on his boat, for his party. This was gonna be so great. He'd have to dig out his camera and take photos, 'cause he'd be wanting to remember this for a long time to come. And to make things even better, the nudity. Oh, the nudity. Amaterasu would be ready to crawl out of her skin already from the impropriety, he was sure. He couldn't have done this any better had he planned it. And he had!
He'd started calling Helios Kintama as a joke almost a thousand years ago now, and it was never more clear that the apellation was rather a good one. He didn't seem to like tan lines, that one.
'Just leave that there, the crew will crack a few open, and put the rest in the back for safekeeping. Lemme introduce you around a bit. This,' he pointed at the goddess with a smile on her face and not much else on above the waist, save a bikini top that was close to saying goodbye, 'is Uzume. You'll like her; she enjoys being naked, too. And this,' with a slap upon her shoulder that was more forceful than simple brotherly love would allow, 'is my dear sister Amaterasu. She's not drunk yet, so she won't be much fun.'
She was close to the edge, and his hand was on her shoulder. Oh, it would be so easy to just...give a little shove. But no, not yet. The timing was close, but not quite perfect, and if Susa considered himself a perfectionist at anything, it was timing. Soon.
'C'mon, less head over to the bar, I need another drink. And so do you!'