Re: Detaining Dio
The pretty tree was yelling. No, that was the bleeding bird. He didn't like the bleeding bird. Perhaps if it would stop yelling. He would do something about that shortly. Perhaps a vine to cut off the bird's air supply so it couldn't make noise. Then he could just enjoy his tree.
Which was ringing. And vibrating. No, that was him. He was vibrating. Or his bottom was. He quite liked that.
No, wait. That was a phone. Where did he get a phone? Dionysus pulled the phone from his back pocket, then nearly dropped it as it was covered in blood. Blood was known to be rather slippery. The screen was cracked, but he managed to hit the correct button anyway, as he lifted it to his ear.
"Hello?" He blinked and looked around. Well. The bar had gotten rather interesting, hadn't it? "Is it me you're looking for?" With that Dio burst out in song. "I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile, you're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide..."