"Operating While Intoxicated," he answered and winked. "I do believe that they had to expand the language beyond just DWI since not everyone who gets apprehended is behind the wheel of a motor vehicle."
Hedylogos was quite glad she was joking about the handcuffing, because he certainly had been. He wouldn't. He had never...
Well, that was a lie. He had. But only once and it was a night full of ridiculous things, which ironically also involved the pants he was currently wearing.