Little Lottie was such a dear, he thought, it was so nice she found someone that was related to pirates. She deserved a piratey sort of fellow. He gave his new friend a wide, toothy grin when he greeted his brother appropriately. Arrr, indeed.
As for said brother, Dionysus put on his stern face and gave this Tyr a once over. He did not look piratey enough for his Grandmommy. Not even close. He didn't eve have a proper hook for a hand or a parrot or anything. This would never do.
"This is him? This is the one that has you all hot and bothered? Are you sure? Because I'm not convinced he can actually get it up, Grandmommy," Dionysus warned her, again using his loudest whisper because he was trying to be circumspect. "He looks all proper and boring. You don't want to be bored in bed, trust me. Let me find you somebody more exciting. There was a hot guy earlier dressed like a game of Twister. He looked like fun. Come on, Grandmommy."