Downward Facing Dog (open)
Njord loved the island that he lived on for its lack of tourists. That perfectly suited a god that waned to avoid unwanted attention. However it did not help an extrovert who liked to have people to chat with. So he sometimes had to range further afield to find some companionship.
Today, he'd ventured over to the Big Island, looking for something fun to do. Njord avoided O'ahu if possible, given how crowded and noisy it could be. But Hawai'i, despite its bigger size, was a bit more laid back. There were enough locals and tourists to make a bit of a crowd, but not so much that it was a mob. Njord really disliked mobs. So it was there, on Hawai'i, near one of the huge hotels that hugged the coastline, that he found the yoga class on the beach.
Njord had discovered yoga several decades earlier and while he thought it was a bunch of bendy nonsense, the women that practiced it back then were of a certain mental bent that he found conducive to his goals. Namely, getting them in bed. Metaphysical seduction was an art form, and telling someone that you knew how to do tantric sex had more impact when the target knew exactly what that meant. There were still some of those about, but most of the time these days, a yoga class simply provided a generous yield of young, and extremely flexible, female bodies to choose from.
And there was no mistaking that the view during some of the postures was quite pleasant. He had a lovely eyeful of the young redhead just ahead of him, and Njord could honestly say that he was sure that his Swadhisthana was most certainly stimulated. After the class, he could offer to buy her a smoothie, maybe suggest a nice vegan restaurant around the corner. That would probably work in his favor.
As she turned to bend into the second Virabhadrasanna, or the second Warrior Pose, Njord managed to catch her eye and give her a quick smile and a slight wink. Seeing the cute blush before he turned his own torso, he thought maybe she'd be asking him out for a smoothie.