Hey everyone FRESH MEAT! :D Hi guys, I'm Jadis and I am so bad at introductions. I'm also in class and hoping that my professor actually believes I am this enthusiastic about taking statistics notes. I'm pretty sure he's buying it.
And I have her Valerie DePaul, one of the Auror-ly ones come to Hogwarts to watch the kidlets! Surprisingly (or probably not given her personality) Valerie is absolutely delighted about the assignment. Val was born in London, but moved to Paris after the death of her mother when she was nine years old and attended Beauxbatons Academy of Magic instead of Hogwarts. Valerie is precise and efficient to the point of mechanicalism, lady-like almost to the point of being Martha Steward-esque, will hold your head under water with a pagent queen smile if you provoke her, and is fanatically devoted to the Ministry. FANATICALLY. The Ministry is always right guys. Every time. They could blow up eastern Europe and she'd be all 'eh, didn't need that anyway'.
So this is the world's worst summary! Valerie's full information is in this direction. I am insanely excited to be here and you can reach me for ANYTHING at subway less taken. I accept plot, random links, insults, randomness in general, porn--ping me like it's hawt! And now I shall pimp Val out for lines!