"Then explain why all the meltdowns recently have involved couples, or love triangles." Rita was still a little miffed that she couldn't take credit for any of those secrets coming out. The point was that she couldn't remember the last time someone had talked about test, at least not since Harper's major loose lips. "Just because you're normally too busy to pay attention doesn't mean the rest of the population is."
"What makes you think I want to know anything?" Rita said innocently, it wasn't going to work, but she was going to try it anyway. She was trying the nice approach since the 'getting him drunk' thing didn't work. "I mean, why would I want to know about why you'd want to be a rebound?"