Colin laughed. Because the all of that was completely ridiculous and probably not even a quarter of it was true. Emma obviously had a thing for him, so it would be worth needling more actual details out of her. Or at least the name of her new boyfriend so he could do a proper background check on him. "Well, now I know what to get for the baby shower," he teased wryly before taking another drink. "I'm sure they make leather jackets in newborn size."
Now it was his turn. "Elise will be thrilled," Colin continued. "She'll have someone to mommy talk with. It'll be a lovely way for you two to bond." Now it was her turn to try and figure out how much he was bullshitting her.