I bring you Hailey O'Hara (I believe. Still working out those details.). She is a sweet as sugar goofball who is also a neurotic mess. She panics over the littlest things and has a bad habit of jumping to conclusions. She's convinced that her boyfriend, daemyn, is going to realize what a nutcase she is and leave her for someone sane. She's so used to being put down and as a result, she gotten it in her head that she's not good enough. She has a horrible habit of rambling, which mostly comes out when she's nervous or can't find the right words, and can get overexpressive when she's excited. It tends to intimidate people, but the people who really know her will say that it's part of her charm. When she's relaxed, it's like she's a completely different person. She is really easy-going and comfortable. People joke that it proves she is capable of being a normal human being. She is pretty straight-edge in the sense that she doesn't drink or do drugs, but she does have sex. Her boyfriend will be the first to admit that she is a closet sex kitten and she's embarrased to admit it, but it's true. She's a quirky kid. When she means business, she really means business. Of course, people usually laugh at her and do their own thing anyway. She loves Family Guy, Clerks animated, Futurama, Evil Dead movies (including Army of Darkness), jelly bellies, and beef jerky. She watches japanese porn because it amuses her. She believes in true love and soulmates because she knows she's already found hers. Other than that, gimme gimme storylines because I can promise that there is never a dull moment when she's around.