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[18 Oct 2008|08:24am] |
man, this girl does not talk to a lot of people and i want that to change! anyways, so yeah i'm throwing her back out there. this is tahlia slutskaya and she's a 17 year old senior. she is originally from russia, moved here when she was twelve, she's a twin, and the oldest by a minute, and she's very smart, and likes to do extra stuff for classes and what not but yeah. anyways. i don't know! she's a sweet girl, and she basically tells you what is on her mind or what she sees when she sees certain situations. she isn't into the whole drama thing and what not. but yes.
she is currently dating though, ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) paustin, and her good friend is sjones and she likes to harass bazzell and she says her girlfriend is rquel! but really i'd love anything and everything else. some good friends for her that befriended her when she first moved here from russia. some neighbors since junior bailed out on me (just kidding, i love you!). and anything else you can think of. this is all over the place, but her schedule, facts, and bio are up and yeah i would just LOVE everything with everyone honestly!
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[18 Oct 2008|02:25pm] |
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i'd like to introduce the second half of the orken duo that will be a trio once we find the smarter one. this is orville hunsucker, a senior at tegesta high school, and the dumb to the dumber. thanks to locklen, he likes to read magazines but this obsession got him into reading OUT magazine, a magazine for the gay community. he doesn't hide it, but he's not gay and he'll throw a funny fit if someone accuses him of being so because he sees it as trying to get cultured and showing interest in his fellow people. his past is a sad tale but his stupidity and age at the time prevents it from having a negative effect on him. he's developed what seems like an irrational fear of commitment, but he knows the story of his mother and how she stabbed his father during a psychotic episode. he doesn't want his life to end in such a way and therefore fears clingy people. i'd love storylines galore and here's a short list of some things i'd like to see for him: people who think he's gay and like to get him in a tizzy over his choice of reading, girls who cling or maybe one that scares him more than others, teachers for him to hit on, people to plot the stupidity that happens when locklen and orville show up for kickball, girls to rub on during dance which he assists for, and anything and everything else!
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[18 Oct 2008|03:25pm] |
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Bonjour and Hello. This is Locklen Kellerman, he's 19 years old and a senior. Why is he 19 and still in high school, you ask? He failed. Twice. He's probably one of the dumbest people you'd ever meet in your life. He has neither book or street smarts, he's completely chauvinistic and he thinks he's always right. Locklen moved to Tegesta when he was 8, he met orvil right away and they've been best friends ever since. He's read every single issue of Cosmo from the past five years and because of that, he thinks he's an expert on the opposite sex, when in reality he reads it all wrong. It's very rare for people to actually want to sped time with him, but if someone is in need of a laugh, watching Orville and Locklen, for even a short period of time, can be considered entertainment. They're just too dumb to charge for it. So, with that said, I'm going to need just about anything and everything. Especially tutors, ladies who hate him, ladies who think he's entertaining but would never let him touch them. Guy's who want to beat him up, guys who have beat him up, guys who can actually stand him and like to listen to him make a fool out of himself. I also have a few lines in my journal that I need filled, if anyone is interested.
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