Crime in Paradise: Closed PSL

Thomas and I have been called in to help deal with this...occurrence.

Hello, I'm Juliet Higgins, owner of Robin's Nest and partner of Thomas Magnum. We are PIs.

As of yet, no one knows how you're all here or why. But we'll do our best to get you back where you belong expeditiously.

Well hell, this aint my island.

Interesting.

Come back to Hawaii only to find something crazy and unexplainable is happening?

This isn't right.

Go to sleep in New York, wake up in Hawaii. Sure, that's normal.

Looks like we've got a...situation.

Rebooted as of today.

Guess I'm gonna be missing that conference.

Sam?

This blows.

There's going to be a little get together on the beach by the Hilton this coming weekend. We're gonna get you all home as soon as possible. For now, we may as well all get to know one another and see how we can work together.

Food and beverage will be provided. Bring swim wear if you're so inclined.

This is absolutely positively now how I expected all of this to go.

My name is Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett and I lead the 5-0 Task force. We understand that everyone is confused and I promise, we're doing all we can to figure it out and get you folks home.

The Governor has opened Hibiscus Towers, which is an apartment building at [location] up as a temporary residence for you. If you have any issues, especially medical, let me and my team know and we'll make sure we point you in the direction to get some help.