I can't drink, but I'd let you do my drinking for me.
If a fellow is to pretty, sometimes it means he preens himself too much. And he comes off as a creeper rather than sexy. Or there's those that are too pretty that you don't want to go down into a dark alley with them for fear that they'd chop you into little bits. It's the pretty ones that the girls have to be afraid of. You know. If they're the living sort.
And my guess would be the only cougar-shapeshifting girl on the island.