Sir, you're saying some very wonderful things right now. I'm much enticed by your words.
You will forgive me for the moment, whilst I'm still working out what the devil is going on here, if I only introduce myself by my job title. You may call me Q. I work for the British secret service. I can probably devise some manner of google maps for us if you give me a day or two. And should I make it to this cornucopia of delights you're tempting me with. My job is very technologically involved.