This is your friendly neighborhood Werewolf warning. I'll be off in the woods this month, I have kept him cooped up in the basement for a bit to long and he's been acting out because of it.
So I'm going to let him have his run in the woods farthest from most of civilization. Tonight is the full moon, and my wolf will be off running about in a big circle following the smell of a raw chicken. Please do be careful if you go out tonight. If you hear a howl, you are far to close. It might be best for everyone's health, and my sanity, if the forest is clear of people tonight.