Dr Autumn Wheeler, MD | The Fall of NYC (![]() ![]() @ 2013-10-08 19:58:00 |
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Entry tags: | !open, ~tony stark |
Open notice to the island residents
Hey folks!
This is just a little bit of a - thing, to follow up on Rodion Raskolnikov's earlier notice about the door to 2017 New York City... It's mine own home world, so I know it well...
Anyway's, well, if anyone wants to visit a version of Manhattan that isn't completely wrecked up by aliens and such as... Well, 2017 is definitely the time to do that, so... Yeah...! If you want to visit, I can show you around, maybe... Although, it is the last two weeks of the City, and so: it may not be so cheerful and tourist-y as you could hope for reasonably at any other time...!
Yes, that's right: I said the last two weeks of New York City; I mean, literally, there's a G-d=damned nuke buried somewhere in Central Park, and even if the fellow who buried it could remember exactly where it was buried, well - it's already armed and active, and he says that there's no way in Hell that he could manage to disarm it, so... We'll be starting evacuations soon enough, from the city... I mean, we as in, "current" me, and the Foreign Legion, who are in the City on account of Human Rights issues that have plaque the administration of President Billy Snyder since he started his fascist reign...!
Sorry; I'm bitter, if you can't tell...! Heh...
Anyway's, well, free tours of 2017 New York City, if you come see me... And if you want to help with the evacuations, feel free to... I'm sure they could use the extra hands, especially if there are hands that don't necessarily have to ship out with the choppers, seeing as how they're magically gonna end up back on this island, even if they do get blown to smithereens by the nuke!
Sorry, my sense of humour is obviously warped here. I mean, you may see "me" carrying around a bag that shows some old WWII propaganda picture about the war efforts and women's work in it, and it was captioned by some very clever person (far cleverer than me at least!) : "It's OK; I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway's!"
G-d, I miss that bag...! Maybe I can steal it from myself, before the city goes... Hah!
Oh yes, I've so damned busy being bitter here that I forgot to tell you some of the attractions of this version of New York City...! I mean, I know a lot of people here have been seeing Wicked over in 2012 NYC, but... well, that show's on the road and amateur hour by my time! We do have a couple of very amazing musicals, however: like say, The Snow Queen (incidentally, the island's door actually exits out of the stage door to that show's theatre!) and of course, Le Cloitre De Saint-Mery, which is one of my absolute favourite shows ever! :)
I mean, of course, the casts will be going out with the evacuees within a week or so - or rather: they'll be stealing a Coast Guard boat, to escape the city by other means - to keep the memory of the city alive, you know...? So yeah, you'll want to hurry in to catch them!
Also: sorry this notice is so damned long, folks!