InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "You'll never break me!"

Jake Mackenzie (brotherofdemons) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-23 06:24:00

Entry tags:

!open

Put me back in MY BODY you sadistic arsehole!! I love my wife but I am sick and tired of being a pregnant woman!!!

(Post a new comment)

	dreviltwin 2013-09-23 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, darling. If I could fix this, I would. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	brotherofdemons 2013-09-23 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I know I shouldn't whine about this, especially considering you'd be going through it instead of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreviltwin 2013-09-23 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	And I would be wining to get them out already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brotherofdemons 2013-09-23 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I know its too soon, but if they could be delivered safely I would be begging for it. If I couldn't see proof in the mirror I wouldn't believe how large a woman could become whilst pregnant. I don't know if you saw but Jay Gatsby is back. I invited him to stay at the townhouse with us, it isn't as if we're short of bedrooms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreviltwin 2013-09-23 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I did notice and he's definitely welcome. I love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brotherofdemons 2013-09-24 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for understanding. It is your house as well. I love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aphotic_auror 2013-09-23 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, sir....! I mean, honestly, I think I have been like this less than a bloody Week, and I'm already sick to death of being a pregnant woman! I cannot even imagine being stuck in this bloody body for a whole two months, as you seem to've...! I mean, obviously I'm normally a woman, but still- well-- being pregnant is an entirely different beast.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	brotherofdemons 2013-09-23 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations nonetheless. How far along are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-09-23 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh thanks...! I mean, I think I'm very suddenly- well - eight and a half months along...! And it's not even Harry's baby; I somehow wound up with Ernest-bloody-Hemingway! Stupid island, for serious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brotherofdemons 2013-09-23 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well then hopefully you'll only be pregnant another month or so. Look on the bright side: you didn't go through morning sickness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-09-23 10:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh yes, at least I'll be forced to actually give birth within a bloody month, instead of having nine months to prepare myself mentally for it...!

And as for the morning sickness- well, don't count on it; sorry sir, but.... I think it's the baby kicking up against my stomach, but he's definitely making me sick- I would say again, but I didn't actually experience the first trimester, so that hardly seems fair...

(Reply to this) (Parent)