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Tweak says, "Indeed."

Dr. Rodney McKay (dr_r_mckay) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-27 23:47:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~izzy shaw

What. The. Hell!?

If this is someone's idea of a joke it's in very poor taste. Very.

Someone, please tell me this is a joke? Sheppard?

Please tell me I'm not in another sinking jumper and hallucinating again? I promised myself I'd imagine more naked blondes if that ever happened again.

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	hooman_from_erp 2013-08-27 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't work that way, dude. Sad but true. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	It should work like that! Colonel Mitchell? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooman_from_erp 2013-08-27 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	It should, but it don't. Who's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Er... you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooman_from_erp 2013-08-27 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	bzzt! Incorrect, do not pass go, do not collect $200. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Funny, because you look like him... at least those pictures do... and you produce idiotic, unhelpful stuff that you think is funny like him too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hooman_from_erp 2013-08-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I look like me, man. And my clone sure as hell ain't here, and I really don't think he'd start calling himself Col. Mitchell. I'm Crichton. Cdr. Crichton, if you're gonna drag rank into it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-28 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	~~Great, this is another alternate reality thing, isn't it?~~ I'm pretty sure Col. Mitchell isn't a clone. Not that would be the first time that kind of thing happened. Well, Commander, you may look like 'you' but you also look like one Col. Cameron Mitchell. You and Mitchell must have been separated at birth. Or something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	browneyedwolf 2013-08-27 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	If you're hallucinating then the rest of us are too. So I doubt it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	So says you, but you could easily be in my mind. Easily. Although, my hallucinations tend to agree with me that they're hallucinations. Unless... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	browneyedwolf 2013-08-27 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	If I'm a hallucination I'd be very surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	You never know. Or I could be trapped in some fake, fantasy world that has either been constructed by a computer or chemicals being pumped into my body as we, er, speak... Now I feel like my skin is crawling. Or, I suppose you could be real and I've been transported to some unknown world by evil aliens or Sheppard touching something he shouldn't have. Again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

browneyedwolf
2013-08-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)

I wouldn't know anything about any of that. Where I come from there aren't any other species with space faring technology other than humans. The closest would be the Madusans and they're barely at steam power.

And I considered the drugged scenario when I got here myself, only to discard it. Nobody could possibly imagine this place, and if they could they would have the tech to get whatever answers they wanted out of me without going to such elaborate lengths.

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	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-28 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky you. Where I'm from there are many different aliens and bad guys trying to kill, maim or generally just make life uncomfortable for me, er, us. You'd be surprised. It wouldn't be the first time I've been trapped in a construction to try and gain information. You'd think I would be used to bad things happening to me by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	browneyedwolf 2013-08-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
	We humans are plenty good at killing each other, my star nation has technically been in one state of war or another my entire life. That doesn't make any sense. Why would they bother with that instead of just drugging you to the gills? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-31 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. No matter what galaxy they're from. Yeah, well, I once destroyed three quarters of a solar system...well, five-sixths but it's not an exact science... and I should really shut up about that. Moving on. Usually to either find out how a specific technology works or to just trick me into doing their dirty work for them. Or just cause they're psychos. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	izzyshaw 2013-08-27 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	No hallucinations here, welcome to the insane asylum! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure? You look like someone I would hallucinate. Heh, that's a joke, right? Because last time I looked I was very much sane. Since I got my memory back anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	izzyshaw 2013-08-27 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if I should be offended by that or not. Yeah, I was joking about the asylum bit, though so much crazy stuff happens here sometimes I wonder. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-27 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you be offended? Oh. Just great. Because my life really needs some more 'crazy stuff' in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	izzyshaw 2013-08-27 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	If somebody said they ought to be hallucinating you what would you say? Like it or not, it's here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-28 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say that! Did I say that? No. I said you're what I would hallucinate... OK, now I think about it, that does sound a bit wrong. I'm very much in the 'not' camp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	izzyshaw 2013-08-29 07:07 am UTC (link)
	So what did you do before you got dumped here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dr_r_mckay
2013-08-31 04:52 pm UTC (link)

Mainly I spend my average day being Chief Scientist of the Atlantis Expedition, dealing with idiots, grunts and people who are too stupid to listen. Generally avoiding being killed by life-sucking vampire aliens and various other insane aliens and people. Also, coming up with the odd brilliant plan, finding, exploring and designing new technology. Sometimes I even get to play solitaire on the non-existent 'quiet moments'.

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	torchwood_tyler 2013-08-28 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a joke... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-28 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	That's even worse! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torchwood_tyler 2013-08-28 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry...I'm Rose by the way (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-28 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Dr. Rodney McKay. And hello. I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torchwood_tyler 2013-08-31 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Hi...why do you only guess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-31 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Because I'm talking to total strangers on some random network system after being pulled into some unknown place... and I'm hungry... that's why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torchwood_tyler 2013-08-31 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah...there's a bakery and a pub (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dr_r_mckay 2013-08-31 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torchwood_tyler 2013-08-31 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I met my...erm...someone at the bakery a bit ago (Reply to this) (Parent)