Hemingway. (ernestoic) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-16 19:58:00

I'm extremely bored with a gored leg. Someone bring me some damn books, a pen and some paper.

Please.

Given the current situation on the island, here is something I shall call- Advice to a Son-

Never trust a white man,
Never kill a Jew,
Never sign a contract,
Never rent a pew.
Don't enlist in armies;
Nor marry many wives;
Never write for magazines;
Never scratch your hives.
Always put paper on the seat,
Don't believe in wars,
Keep yourself both clean and neat,
Never marry whores.
Never pay a blackmailer,
Never go to law,
Never trust a publisher,
Or you'll sleep on straw.
All your friends will leave you
All your friends will die
So lead a clean and wholesome life
And join them in the sky.

[ooc- copyright, Ernest Hemingway's work.]

	jackhemmingway 2013-08-16 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	I could come by father? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2013-08-16 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	~~Jesus, this is so damn peculiar~~ Yes, that would be swell, if you like. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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