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Jack Hemingway (jackhemmingway) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-08-12 20:06:00

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I'm not in my apartment...so where am I?

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	aphotic_auror 2013-08-12 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry to tell you this, sir... but -- erm -- you've been kidnapped by a magical island, and thus -- well... Welcome to Neverland...! Heh! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jackhemmingway 2013-08-12 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	I know where I am Parnel, I just need to know what the hell's wrong with this place now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-12 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	What...? You know this place?! Then... Who are you, anyway's? How do you know my ruddy NAME!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackhemmingway 2013-08-12 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I live here...and I've known you since I was three (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-08-12 05:11 pm UTC (link)

...Sorry, what!? I mean...

Jack? Bumby! Oh my bloody G-d....!

I mean, hi, Jack...

Sorry, you probably shouldn't have recognised me if we'd met in PERSON now... Because really, I'm so bloody young right now...! I mean, what YEAR was it when you last knew of anything date-related? I mean, oh bloody G-d, it's just -- I JUST met you, a few short weeks ago...! I mean, it's 2013 right now...! You're supposed to BE three still -- or, well, near enough to Three, given that your birthday's coming up in a couple of months!

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	jackhemmingway 2013-08-12 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm 25...and no one uses that nickname any more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aphotic_auror
2013-08-12 05:45 pm UTC (link)

Oh wow...! 25... So... I'd be about 48 myself... ~~My G-d, I LIVE that long?~~ I mean... Of COURSE you're not called Bumby anymore...! Sorry, Jack! I mean, I think.....

Well, would you like to meet with me at the bakery, or some such? I mean, do you still remember liking the snickerdoodles and chocolate-chip cookies, at Sookie's Cookies? The bakery back then -- well, now that is to say...?

G-d, I'm sorry. This is just all so damned confusing...

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	ernestoic 2013-08-12 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, this is... unusual. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-12 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Understatement of the bloody decade, Mister Hemingway, sir...! Hah! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ernestoic 2013-08-12 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus, I'm only a couple of years older than him now. And- little Bumby is right here, this is rather paradoxical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-12 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aw! Little Bumby...! I mean, there's something paradoxical, definitely, going on here... I mean: well, would you like me to take ickle Bumby, so you can meet your -- erm --son in peace? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackhemmingway 2013-08-13 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	There is no erm about it...and father it's up to you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-08-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Aw! I'm so sorry, Jacky (can I call you Jacky, or no...?) Anyway's, well... I just think that there's something very odd about offering to babysit a kiddo so that his father can meet that kiddo, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackhemmingway 2013-08-15 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	You appear to be doing it anyway (Reply to this) (Parent)