Hello everyone. I'm John Mitchell as most of you probably know. I work at the pub. I've been told that I had accident which seems to be a lie. I don't think being shot counts as an accident. Anyway, I don't have any memories of the time before being shot. I can only go by what people tell me which doesn't always seem to be very accurate.
So, um, those of you who know me. Can you tell me a bit about myself? And can you tell me if I know you and who you are? I hate not knowing people I am supposed to know.