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deaderpool (deaderpool) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-07-20 22:45:00

Entry tags:

!open, sophia peletier (oe), ~bruce banner, ~tony stark

Hey Hawkass (Cool movie one, not spandexy purple dude)
Found your armory, thought you should know. I case you were like, wondering what happened.
Apparently that's a thing? Tell people when you use their stuff. Seems pointless to me, you already used it and that just gives them a chance to tell you not to do it again.
Not that I'd listen anyway.
But I think it's much more organized now. And I made a special arrow, you'll recognize it, the one with duct tape and those awesome toy Hulk hands. They talk when you hit things! How cool is that. I wonder if Banner has any, I should get some for him. Though, in the interest of not destroying all the awesome pointy shooty things, you might not want to fire them off inside... You can thank me later.
With food.

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	sophia_peletier 2013-07-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	It's not gonna blow him up is it? Cause... He's all I have left. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Not unless he's a dummy. Besides, comic characters never stay dead, I mean there was that one time everyone thought he was dead and that hot chick took over...that was nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sophia_peletier 2013-07-21 03:47 am UTC (link)
	But he's not the comic one. He's the other one. People in movies usually stay dead. Cause they were written out. ... Or become Walkers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Stilllll, they don't stay dead anyway. They just get rebooted. Or a TV show. I mean how lame is that, Coulson gets a damn tv show and I can't even get a decent movie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sophia_peletier 2013-07-21 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	But people can still die in the TV shows too. I did. I mean if I stayed there I did. Or I became a Zombie anyway. And I don't think Mister Coulson was ever really dead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_theotherguy 2013-07-21 07:57 am UTC (link)
	I may or may not be in possession of toy Hulk hands (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	You better. That'd be awesome (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_theotherguy 2013-07-21 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Keep your hands off mine, Deadie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cfbarton 2013-07-21 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hawkass? Really? I'll have to see how badly you fucked things up in there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Have you seen your ass? Hey now, I fuck up a lot of things, that's fun. But not the pointy shooty things, I like those when they work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-07-21 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Deadpool. Never, ever change! HAH! As for his arse, well... is it all feathery like a Hawk's? Because if it ISN'T, I can't say I think much of your little pet name...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	My nickname is awesome if you're smart and witty like me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cfbarton 2013-07-21 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	One usually can't see their own ass. I know you didn't mess with the weapons themselves but you did say you rearranged it. That might be an issue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-21 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's a nice ass. A fabulass. I made it better. It's better now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cfbarton 2013-07-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I'll see about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cfbarton 2013-07-22 03:51 am UTC (link)
	You actually did make it better. I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-22 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	So little faith in me. I'm hurt Hawkass, hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aphotic_auror 2013-07-22 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Ohh, I see now! His arse is as sharply defined as a hawk's beak; is THAT what you meant? And I ALSO can agree with the descriptor "Fabularse"! HAH! Thanks for the visual, Deadpool...! For ONCE your pictures haven't completely grossed me out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-22 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	No, wrong. I didn't say fabularse, I said fabulass, if you're gonna steal my stuff steal it right! I can't be linked to nonsense, what would that do to my image! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-07-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	But I'm British, and an "ASS" is a bloody DONKEY...! But fine, fine: Fabul-ASS! I mean, as in; Clint Barton has a FABUL-ASS! Hah! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-22 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ass is a donkey like...everywhere. Multiple meanings, it's a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-07-22 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, Deadpool, but really now: there's a REASON we don't call it an ASS in Britain: BECAUSE AN ASS IS JUST a bloody DONKEY to us...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Lame. That's lame. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sophia_peletier 2013-07-23 03:13 am UTC (link)
	~~He does have a very nice butt...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aedwardstark 2013-07-22 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I never know if I want to hug you or slap you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deaderpool 2013-07-22 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised how often I get both. Or maybe not. I don't know what surprises you. (Reply to this) (Parent)