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Methos ([info]_methos_) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-02-21 20:54:00

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Entry tags:!open, maryanne walker (oe)

Since Darius - a friend - was always so keen on reminding me that I had a bad habit of not taking care of myself and the fact that I dropped off in the hospital, that is my clue to go take a bath, wolf down some food, gobble down some beer and try to sleep through the night.

And unless you wish to see a naked skinny guy? Stay out of my bathroom.



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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps, my 'skinny' friend, you should attempt to lock the door.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
What for? Mortals coming in? Vampires, werewolves? I've got my own alarm system.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Well, it simply seems simpler, if you're truly worrying about it.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I have housemates.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:25 pm UTC (link)
That complicates things.

I don't think we've met. I'm Eärendil.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Doubt it.

Methos.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I hear you are not as young as the rest of them here, as well.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Yes, Eärendel. I'm not as young.

And I'll be glad to relinquish my 'oldest sod' crown over to you.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:46 pm UTC (link)
It's good to hear. How old are you?

I think I'm...oh, I haven't kept track in a long while.

6550-ish?

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Their best estimate is five thousand.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Ah, then I am older.

You are of the First Born, then?

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm more like scraps Eru discarded.

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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Ah, and I am, how shall I say, a mutt.

We make a good team.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:40 pm UTC (link)
You're not a mutt. You're, you know, you.

We'd make a better team if you joined me in consuming this beer.


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[info]the_mariner
2013-02-21 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Human father, Elven mother - mutt, as far as I know. Although I believe the fancier word is peredhel.

Ai! I should love that. It has been some time since I have shared a glass of ale with a friend.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Peredhel, half-elf, you. Who cares, Eärendel.

Perhaps news that your granddaughter and her fiance have returned to these shores will be further incentive?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 08:12 pm UTC (link)
What if someone wanted to see a naked skinny guy?

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:24 pm UTC (link)
I have a sword.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 08:47 pm UTC (link)
I would hope so.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Two, yes! Since your mind is clearly in the gutter.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry it goes there far to easily when there's mention of naked and sword in close proximity. And, you know, lack of sleep doesn't help either. Makes filters rather flimsy.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:52 pm UTC (link)
One's a steel iron rod. The other's a grower.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Hah! The second one sounds rather deadly.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Sixty-eight spouses.

I'll let you draw the conclusions.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Eighty-six, actually.

I really need to get some sleep.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 09:19 pm UTC (link)
The only thing that comes to mind is Daaamn. That's a lot of... Women?

I'm afraid if I do I don't know when I'll wake up next. I'll be like Rumpelstiltskin

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:21 pm UTC (link)
There were men too. One in the very recent present, but most in the distant past.

Nah, you're too tall.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 09:38 pm UTC (link)
That's right, you said something about Rome?

I might not be when I woke up. But I need it cause I meant Rip Van Winkle. How'd I get those two confused?

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Rome? No, I'm pretty sure I married a woman back then. It's times like these that I need my diaries.

But I'm Egyptian. Worked on the pyramids.

Because you're exhausted. Go to bed.

Doctor Adams' orders.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-21 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh wait Greece was where the Olympics started right? Don't ask me why that has standing, I just remember something about naked people throwing things.

Right! I remember that too.

I can't not yet. I need to make another sweep of the island, make sure there's no one left behind. One last ditch effort to find Bruce or the Big Green fella

And then there's the memorial to finish planning. Food to cook. Black to wear. Hopefully I'll be able to fit some sleep in sometime next week.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:49 pm UTC (link)
In honor of Zeus, yes. I won a couple of marathons, myself.

I'll cook, you sleep.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-02-22 03:34 am UTC (link)
They were naked because of Zeus?

I'll take a cat nap in the meadow I promise. Sleep is just not something that's fitting in the schedule at the moment.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-02-21 09:04 pm UTC (link)
You've got your own bathroom, use it and there'll be no surprises.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? Doubt it.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-02-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
How's that? Unless you know something I don't its just the three of us around here.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. I'm tired, Macleod. I'm not in the mood.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-02-21 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Get some sleep, the island will probably still be here when you wake.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Quite right.

Its inhabitants however? Who can tell.

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[info]macleod1518
2013-02-21 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Who knows? Pleasant dreams.

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[info]prizeofachilles
2013-02-21 09:27 pm UTC (link)
I lack the strength to leave the couch. You need not worry for my sake.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:28 pm UTC (link)
You need to rest.

I need to rest.

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[info]prizeofachilles
2013-02-21 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Yes, if I were as well as I wish I were, I would care for you.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:44 pm UTC (link)
It's simple fatigue, nothing more.

I will be fine, Briseis.

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[info]prizeofachilles
2013-02-21 09:50 pm UTC (link)
No matter how many times you say that, I will still worry.

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[info]_methos_
2013-02-21 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Just need some sleep. That's all.

Don't worry.

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