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Summer Adams will lick your face. (asummersday) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-01-31 23:23:00

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Wednesday night; 30th Jan
Erm... guys. There's a drunk French dude yelling and cutting off his hair with a knife in the pub.

And I totally didn't provoke it!

Okay, well maybe I teased him about his hair a little. But, dude, over-reaction, much?

He keeps saying something that sounds like "kinney voo rien". I have no idea. I totally bailed on French class in tenth grade.

He's blond, dirty and used to have pretty, curly hair before he started hacking at it.

Can someone, like, come claim him or something? Someone needs to convince him that he needs to go to bed and sleep it off. He's gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.

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	onmyown 2013-01-31 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Merde. [Posted with a translator program] Enjolras? Cut his hair? Truly? Keep him there- I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Enjolras? That's his name? I thought it was some kind of French curse he was saying. Oh, I don't think he'll be going anywhere any time soon. He's leaning face down on the bar at the moment. He's put the knife away now, though, so that's good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onmyown 2013-01-31 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Non, c'est- Sorry, I still forget this translation thing. Yes, Enjolras is his name and not a curse. I'm sorry for the trouble. I'm on my way and I'll make sure he gets somewhere else. Yes, that is very good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, it's no trouble. I'm sure I've acted worse before. I just feel bad for teasing him. Totally didn't mean to make him flip his shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onmyown 2013-01-31 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	He has been under a lot of stress lately- he was a leader of the revolution in which we both were killed before finding ourselves here. It has not been easy, and I fear he has not been adjusting well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, I'm sorry. I had no idea. Right, officially feeling guilty now. Bad Summer. I fail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onmyown 2013-01-31 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	No, please do not- it is not your fault. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I shouldn't find this as fucking funny as I do, should I? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, it's kinda (fucking) hilarious. I feel sorry for the guy, though. He's clearly got something going on with him. He's been here every day this week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I know, right, don't laugh at people with deep psychological issues, yeah? But fucking hell! Sometimes you just can't fucking help it. He's going to feel like a right twat tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	C'mon, we've all had drunken meltdowns. You feel stupid for a day or two, then you deal with the problem and move past it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Here, I'm not judging! I've done really fucking twattish shit when I've been hammered, as well. Doesn't stop it being completely hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's all in the wording. Or you're a cruel heartless bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	A bit of both? But I mean, come on! That is pretty fucking funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. I wasn't disputing it though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	That is such a Glasgow reaction to being told you have hair like an angel. Did I tell you about the guy who chiseled 'fuck off' into his teeth because someone told him he had a welcoming smile or something? Funnier in French, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you did. Is this why you always look somewhat pained when you smile? Just to make sure you never get that kind of compliment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	That's exactly it. I wouldn't want to have to go to such drastic measures purely to maintain an image. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	If it ever does happen I'll knock some out for you, how's that? x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-01-31 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	You're so accommodating x (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Anything for you x (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	What did you say about his hair? Are you sure he understood you? Maybe he just fancied a change? Y'know like Britney Spears. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I said, in my best French, that he looked like an angel. In hindsight, maybe not the best thing to say to an obviously depressed/drunk guy but hey ho. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	You sure you didn't accidentally say he looked like a donkey or something? I only know how to order food in French, and even then not a lot of it. But yeah I don't think that's too bad really, some people'll take that kinda thing as a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Erm, unless "angellic", in a French accent, means donkey, I'm pretty sure I didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I don't remember much French at all, but it's pretty unlikely, isn't it? Some people just can't take a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-01-31 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Right. To be fair, he looked pretty grumpy. I probably should have just taken the hint and left him alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-01-31 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Are bartenders allowed to do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey \| Malc \| Summer asummersday 2013-01-31 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Crap... Apparently he, like, died or something. And people he knew died. And he's not adjusting well. I feel like a total dick now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey \| Malc \| Summer greywhite 2013-02-01 12:01 am UTC (link)
	You weren't to know though, it's hardly your fault. As for him knowing people who've died, don't we fucking all now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey \| Malc \| Summer asummersday 2013-02-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I know. I just still feel bad. I'm sure I'll get over it though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Grey \| Malc \| Summer greywhite 2013-02-01 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that's normal, y'know for functioning human beings. As long as you're not going to punish yourself for it forever. Hair grows back. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	m_pontmercy 2013-02-01 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Enjolras is drunk? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-02-01 12:29 am UTC (link)
	More like completely wasted. But yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onmyown 2013-02-01 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Ne vous inquiétez pas. Je l'ai ramené à son appartement et qu'il fait froid dehors. Je vais vérifier demain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	huntpreykill 2013-02-01 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Wow, this place is insane. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asummersday 2013-02-09 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)