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Laughing doesn't hurt as bad as it did. I would be doing the wearing, because I don't know anyone as shameless and modesty free as me, that would also be able to stand still through whatever.
No, I had to deal with it for thirteen years, it takes a lot for me to be nervous, as far as emotions go. I'd like to think if I made you mad enough that you wanted to hit me, that I'd be able to keep you from doing it. I've got quick reflexes. But I trust you. And I hope I never make you that mad.