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Tweak says, "Tonight we dine in Purgatory!!"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2022-04-21 02:25:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), newt scamander, peter parker (616), ~remus lupin

Fleas are seriously no joke. Is anyone aware of something I can use that's available on this side of the door? Or would be willing to go and get me something from the station, because I'd like to get rid of them before going through the door, I do not want to be the cause of an infestation on the station.

[Peter Parker]

Sexy talk, I know but uh... How you doin'?

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	fantasticnewt 2022-04-21 10:01 am UTC (link)
	Hello! I have plenty of flea treatments in my case, I can come to you. Are you an animagus? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-22 04:00 am UTC (link)
	I don't know who you are, but I love you. No, really the fleas are that bad. But er, Kind of? I shift like a werewolf, just the moon phase doesn't matter. If you don't mind nudity I could show you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantasticnewt 2022-04-22 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no! I can definitely help. Sorry, my name is Newt Scamander, and I’m a magizoologist. Luckily, my sort of portable menagerie has arrived with me, so I have supplies of most treatments. Fascinating. I’d love to see it! You shifting, I mean, not you naked. Not that there’s anything wrong with you naked I’m sure. Oh, shut up Newt. You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2022-04-23 05:34 am UTC (link)

It's a pleasure Mr. Scamander, I'm Maryanne and I'm just your average freak of nature. Fortunately, we only need to test your flea treatment.

It's one of those things where it's hard to not sound over eager, but also not insulting at the same time. Come through, I'm just outside the castle gates. Didn't want Adam and Belle to have to deal with this problem either.

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	fantasticnewt 2022-04-23 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no, don't call yourself a freak. Not at all. There is no such thing, only small-minded humans. Exactly that. That's very considerate of you. I'll be through in a moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 09:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure what to say to that, it's not something I've heard from anyone. I'll see you when you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

thwipsnquips
2022-04-21 07:08 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, especially if they come through the door all giant and start attacking people! If Newt can't find anything, I'm sure someone here can, myself included. I am pretty good at chemistry.

[Maryanne]

Haha! No, but that's okay. I've said worse. I'm doing alright, still trying to make heads or tails of this place.. how about yourself?

Wait.... Was that a "Friends" reference?

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	maryanne_walker 2022-04-22 04:06 am UTC (link)
	If they were giant they wouldn't be as much of a problem as they are. I'm this close to shaving my head. Can you brew up something before the ball? [Peter] Of the station? Or France? I'm very itchy, but good otherwise. Haa I was going for yankee, since you are a yankee, but Joey Tribbiani works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-22 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely! I'll head to my lab right now and see what I can do. It should be easy enough. [Maryanne] Ha! Well, I'm from Queens, we don't have that kind of accent. But.... Are you asking what I think you're asking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
	If it's something that doesn't fry my hair, bonus points for you. But this is also a backup just in case. [Peter] That depends. What do you think I'm asking? And also, you're waaaay more yankee than I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-23 09:34 am UTC (link)
	I... I make no promises. Kidding, I'll make sure it doesn't fry your hair. [Maryanne] I have a quote for this, but I'm unsure of your last name.. I would think so, with that beautiful accent of your's.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 09:42 am UTC (link)
	Okay, switch gears, and you can take your time on it. A preventative, because I don't want to go through this again. [Peter] Lets go with Walker ~~because anything else hurts~~. Fan of the southern accent, Mr. Parker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-23 10:24 am UTC (link)
	It won't take me long, to be honestly. Just have to take some diatomaceous earth and make a shampoo or something of the like. [Peter] "Are you trying to seduce me, Ms. Walker?" I can't say that I am not, to be honest.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 10:41 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking more along the lines of a dog collar, just I'm not a dog. [Peter/Maryanne] Well, I wasn't being so bold, I was just talking about having fleas after all. Maybe I was hitting on you. Are you thinking dirty thoughts, Peter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-23 10:46 am UTC (link)
	I could go about something like that is you'd like? [Maryanne] .... Should I attach a chain to that collar? That should answer your question, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-24 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I would very much, please? [Peter] Wow. Well I didn't need those panties anyway. But yes. Now I'm curious about your other dirty thoughts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-24 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Consider it done. [Maryanne] Well, I have been working on a new webbing formula that lasts more than an hour... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-24 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. [Peter] Here I was just going to ask you for a space on your dance card. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsnquips 2022-04-24 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Of course, I'm only here to help! [Maryanne] Oh.. Did I go too far? You can have as many dances as you'd like. My card is pretty empty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter maryanne_walker 2022-04-24 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh no. You just planted some seeds. Now I'm wondering will my Marie Antoinette-esque gown have a wide enough skirt for you to fit under. Are you dressing in period appropriate wear or just a suit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne thwipsnquips 2022-04-24 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, I am pretty flexible.. Spider-Powers and all that. I was thinking of going with period accurate, just with blue and red, those are my colors after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter maryanne_walker 2022-04-24 09:26 am UTC (link)
	I want you under my skirt Peter, not climbing up it. Well, about that.. You'd be misrepresenting, if you wore red and blue. The brits and the states don't get along to well right now. Except on the station of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne thwipsnquips 2022-04-24 11:09 am UTC (link)
	I have a feeling I'd have a lot of fun climbing up inside of your skirt though. I'm aware of that, but I will keep it tasteful for the era. It's that or I go black and white. I guarantee that no one wants to see me go black and white.. I don't do that for a reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter maryanne_walker 2022-04-25 05:48 am UTC (link)
	That wouldn't be very discreet. The point behind a hoop petticoat is discretion. Do you have the capability of going black and white, here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne thwipsnquips 2022-04-25 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	You underestimate my sneakiness. Then again, we could just sneak off after a few dances? ... I'll think about it. Though ot may be easier I guess. Don't want anyone to know I'm a Yankee. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peter maryanne_walker 2022-04-26 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm just trying to picture the awkward angles. We have to wait until after my kids go to bed. By the way, I do have twelve. Oh, I was asking if the symbiote was with you... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne thwipsnquips 2022-04-26 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Twelve? Nice! I hope they are all happy and healthy! :) With you as their mom, I'm sure they are! Oh... No. I haven't had that on me in a very long time. But... Given the way this place messes with people, who knows? Why do you ask? ... I was in good control of the tendrils before.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter maryanne_walker 2022-04-26 04:22 am UTC (link)
	They are, and only three of them have active X-genes. Three of them are adults, and the rest are under ten, for now. I was just curious. Tendrils? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private mr_moony 2022-04-21 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have any treatment, but I do have some bite remedies that are very effective. They disappear when I switch back, but the itching stays a while. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private maryanne_walker 2022-04-22 04:09 am UTC (link)
	The itching really isn't a problem once they're gone, it's the active biting. When I shift back the bites are gone. These just stuck around because of my long hair. I guess. I don't know. I've never had this problem before, I even dunked myself in the river. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private mr_moony 2022-04-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no, I feel itchy just thinking about it! Hopefully Mr Scamander can help. He's a world renowned specialist in care of magical creatures in my world. Fleas should be nothing to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Well it's a good thing I'm over here, because I know it would probably be worse. I've tried sitting on my hands so I don't scratch my scalp up but it doesn't work that well. I've even tried thinking non-itchy thoughts, and that doesn't work either. I hope it works too. Would I be considered a magical creature? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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mr_moony
2022-04-23 07:06 am UTC (link)

I can't imagine much would help, no. Once you know they are there, they're pretty hard to forget.

In my world, most likely. You'd probably be categorised similar to the Maledictus. I don't think you'd be the same as me, as long as you could prove you retain your human sense of reason when transformed. You'd probably cause the ministry as much of a headache as the weres do, honestly. But try to categorise you, they certainly would.

At the time of writing, I am legally very much a beast, whatever state I am in. Complicated politics.

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	Private maryanne_walker 2022-04-23 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Here I was hoping for a 'you can do it Maryanne'. Haha. Hah I don't mind being a bureaucratic headache. Do you have any of the rights of the 'normal' people? Also I've never asked you, is your condition contagious, or were you born a were? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Private

mr_moony
2022-04-23 04:46 pm UTC (link)

There was some anti-werewolf legislation passed about three years ago now, that makes living a "normal" life near enough impossible. I'm just fortunate that I have a loving partner, and close friends and allies to look out for me, or I would be destitute, or dead, or begging the dark side to let me be their foot soldier as so many others have now done.

I was bitten by a werewolf as a young child.

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	Private maryanne_walker 2022-04-24 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Wow, I'm sorry Remus. I do know how that feels. And it's not anything I'd wish on anybody. Do you remember George? (Reply to this) (Parent)