I’m sorry, no one knows who brought us here, and there is no way to return home until the fates decide it is so.
You are very out of time. The year here is 2022, from what we understand. I know, it sounds ridiculous.
We have no lord. I suppose Mr Hamilton would be the closest thing, since he runs the town hall. He has an office at the university complex on wheel 3. I can escort you if you like.